Monday, March 31, 2014

Quarrel Free Life

How To Never Have Another Fight, Quarrel or "Heated Discussion"...Guranteed!

No pills, no therapy, don't even have to count to ten.  This is truly miraculous and revolutionary.  An ancient secret that was written down that has amazing and startling impact on relationships.  Warning!  Before applying this secret to your life please be aware of the side effects.  Strange looks from spouse, Co workers church and family members.  Noticeably lower stress levels (may even lower your blood pressure). Other side effects could include Less hair loss, less emotional eating, no more "foot in mouth" disease,  no more road rage and increased joy and happiness...Please post any other dangerous side effects you may have experienced.

Dosage:  Take once daily or before any human contact!

Philippians 2:3 AMP
Do nothing from factional motives [through contentiousness, strife, selfishness, or for unworthy ends] or prompted by conceit and empty arrogance. Instead, in the true spirit of humility (lowliness of mind) let each regard the others as better than and superior to himself [thinking more highly of one another than you do of yourselves].